From none other that my sis, Ronnie Polaneczky, in her column at the Philly Daily News, comes this sage advice for Arnold Schwartzenegger and his fellow philandering politicians –
Schwarzenegger is a junkyard dog, but I still winced for him when I heard that son Patrick Schwarzenegger changed his last name to “Shriver” on his Twitter account last week. How much does your kid have to hate you to do that? And how devastating must it feel, as a father, to know you hurt your child that deeply?
That’s why I think these jerks ought to get tattoos of their kids faces – on their penises. It would remind them just who gets screwed when daddy’s wee-wee wanders.
Way to go, sis! Head on over and read her entire column, which includes advice for would-be mistresses as well.
Someone needs to offer my sis a spot on the View …
– ouch –
“Penis” surely – unless someone is lucky ? Over in the UK , they are using super-injunctions , which are starting to be more trouble than they are worth .
Boy, she is ticked. But she’s quite right. I think the idea would be a hard sell, though.
And perhaps a vasectomy while they’re at it. Seriously, if a man is going to cheat why risk fathering a child? I can’t think of a surer way to get caught.
As for the women who bear these children, I wonder if they think of the kids as a sure way to get financially set up for life, either as payback for being forced into the affair or for more selfish reasons.