
Suzanne Somers appeared on Larry King Friday night touting her book and pushing docs who use untested cancer therapies, including drugs called Anti-neoplastins and dietary regimens that include large amounts of enzymes coupled with coffee enemas.
In typical fashion, King set the stage in support of Somers by seating her at a table with three of her alternative medicine cronies, leaving Dr Otis Brawley, CMO of the American Cancer Society and the single voice of sanity, to appear via satellite. Despite this, Brawley clearly took the upper hand in the discussion, balancing Somer’s babbling with calm, reasoned facts that in the end, made her appear as exactly who she is – an uninformed layperson who has no idea what she is talking about.
Here’s how it went down –
In 2008, from what I can piece together from a rambling story that took us over a commercial break, Somers had either an allergic reaction or a pulmonary embolism after having dinner with friends, a meal which included a glass of Merlot. While in the hospital, further tests showed multiple masses throughout her lungs and livers, which Somers states, were initially mis-diagnosed as “full body cancer”. However, “for some reason” (like maybe to make a diagnosis?) the docs did a biopsy that showed a fungal infection (coccidiomycosis). This infection, while common, is rarely disseminated except in immune-compromised persons.
How is it that Suzie, the picture of perfect immunity, got such a severe infection?
Here, I’ll let Suzie and Larry tell you what she thinks happened ( if only to give you a sense of what I had to listen to for an hour)…
KING: And what was the final result?
SOMERS: I had none of those diseases. I was either poisoned or I was a substance.
KING: The merlot?
SOMERS:Salir, the merlot, yes….
KING: Do they think that was the cause?
SOMERS:Nobody — nobody knows, because at the…
KING: Could it have been sour?
SOMERS: At the time — at the time, I kept saying, couldn’t this be a poisoning? Couldn’t this be a severe allergic attack? No, it doesn’t look like that on the C.T. scan. What happened? Something blew out my immune system. My immune system, that had been at 43, like that, in five minutes, my immune system was wiped out. And they think what happened was a dormant fungus that all of us in Southern California could have was dislodged. And the day before I was in perfect health and I had had my immune system tested, because I do that because of the books I wrote. And the doctor had said, “Wow, you’re at 43”. And I said…
KING: ” I don’t have a frame of reference.”
SOMERS: He said, “Well,usually, people’s immune systems at your age is two or three. Really good is 10. You’re at 43.
KING: Oh and it was 43.
SOMERS: Forty-three. So I thought…
KING: And you were 63.
SOMERS: No, no, no, no. My immune system.
KING: Oh, I see.
SOMERS: I’m 63 years old.
KING: OK. I’ve got it.
SOMERS: My immune system is 43.
KING: All right
So what Suzie is saying is that a glass of merlot that others had drunk without any adverse effects blew out her entire immune system in less than 5 minutes so that in less than 24 hours, her entire body was riddled with fungal tumors. I won’t even begin to address this – I believe the idiocy speaks for itself.
Oh, and for the record? There is no valid immune test such as she describes.
11/10/09 ADDENDUM – Turns out Suzie was taking adrenal hormone supplements aka “steroids” (think prednisone…) These most likely suppressed her immune system. I have no words to describe the stupidity.
Suzie’s life-changing experience with medical mis-diagnosis leads her on a nationwide chase to interview every quack who exists out there. Larry and Suzie focus on Stanislaw Burzynski, MD, a doc with a big clinic in Houston who claims to have treated over 8000 cancer patients with drugs he calls “anti-neoplastins”. Suzie is incredibly impressed with anectodal stories of miracle cures in Dr Burzyinski’s patients, and even more impressed that Dr B has drugs are in phase 2 clinical trials. Brawley then proceeds to calmly cut down Burzynski, although he is careful not to completely dismiss alternative medicine.
A look at the FDA website finds that indeed, Dr B has over 60 clinical trials of anti-neoplastins initiated since 1998. And of these, not a single one has had published final results. Several studies have been closed due to prolonged inactivity or failure to recruit. A pub med search finds that Dr B has published only preliminary (I presume cherry-picked) results of his phase 2 trials, all in all less than 100 patients.
Thus, while Dr B appears to have started the FDA approval process, he has clearly stalled. (Perhaps because his treatments don’t work?) In the meantime, his attempts to promote these treatments before they are finished being tested is unethical and should be illegal. And his use of Somers, a well-meaning but ill-informed and gullible patient, to promote him is truly astounding.
Yesterday, I blamed the media for kow-towing to Suzie, and allowing her to spread her misinformation to the public. Today, I’m adding her publisher to the blame list. I cannot believe such a book was allowed to be published, let alone publicized the way this book is being sold to the American public.
Since the program, King seems to be at long last backing off in his support of Suzie. His website no longer highlights her appearance, and
a video of the segment on CNN’s website mostly features Brawley.
Hopefully Oprah will get the message, and will decline to feature Suzie on her show.
Because enough is enough.
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